The Church of the Militant Elvis

A bit off topic, but I have just spent the morning talking to Lord Biro the candidate for The Church of the Militant Elvis. He has successfully campaigned to limit the licensing opening hours for a local Tesco, from 6am to 7am.

His other election pledges include free hair dye for OAP’s, imprisoning Paul Burrell in the Tower of London for 42 years and placing cameras in Nick Clegg’s bedroom “to prove how useless he is”.

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